The Mystery behind the Squeaky Sound

I was watching soccer late last night

when i heard a sound dat gaf me a fright

i went to check out wat made da sound

n guess wat i found!

i saw da male hamster behaving like a hound (means "dog" or "scoundrel"...n in dis case its both)

"SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!" in PAIN the female 1 sounds!!!

REAL HARD on her he pounds

(1:To strike repeatedly and forcefully 2: To beat to a powder or pulp; pulverize or crush 3: To instill by persistent, emphatic repetition 4: To assault with heavy gunfire...in dis case, all definations apply)

Like tomorrow thers no more corns coming around

whispered to my hamster "cool down cool down"

tml u can always haf another round

SIGN: greatest poet LMY