Poem title : My Hum Sup (horny) friend

I've got a fren who's fuckin hum sup
Always askin me which bar is lup sup (rowdy n "dirty")

N i replied him back..."WHAT THE FUCK?"
"if i knew i'll b out there TRYING MY LUCK!"

N then he sent me a picture porn
was this naked chinese lady doing her lawn!!


END

Signed off: greatest poet LMY

another poem inspired by MY MAID

I was watching TV n saw da ad of "the maid",
"Wonder what she's doing? to my dog i said

I walked pass her room n saw her slping on the bed,
i looked closely at her head......(moment of suspense...climax of the poem reaching)

damn she really looks like 50cent
they might even have the same scent!

an adrenaline rush to write a love poem

i was sittin under a tree in the park..n suddenly an inspiration to write a love poem HIT me. so here it goes.

you make my heart skip a beat,

like my dog sees meat

your face is so nice,

like rat like big rice

why is the sun so hot?(my feeling is agigtated at this moment)

make me sweat a lot

mosquitos r also hungry,(im repeating my agigtated feeling to stress on how agigtated i am)

makes me feel angry

END.

damn im good

THE ARRIVAL AGAIN

why would i start a blog? its for expressin my deep n rich love for literature n poems...n of cos some series of fortunate(5%) or unfortunate(95%) events that happens in my life.

THE ARRIVAL

this is a test post. dont mind it.