The Mystery behind the Squeaky Sound

I was watching soccer late last night

when i heard a sound dat gaf me a fright

i went to check out wat made da sound

n guess wat i found!

i saw da male hamster behaving like a hound (means "dog" or "scoundrel"...n in dis case its both)

"SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!" in PAIN the female 1 sounds!!!

REAL HARD on her he pounds

(1:To strike repeatedly and forcefully 2: To beat to a powder or pulp; pulverize or crush 3: To instill by persistent, emphatic repetition 4: To assault with heavy gunfire...in dis case, all definations apply)

Like tomorrow thers no more corns coming around

whispered to my hamster "cool down cool down"

tml u can always haf another round

SIGN: greatest poet LMY

My finger nail bitting dirty fren

last night i went to watch a movie

sitting beside me was a big goofy

throughout the film he had to keep moving

*KIAK KIAK KIAK* dirty nails of his he was biting

damn it was really smelly

made me wobble in disgust like a jelly

so this blog is dedicated to u my fren

pls stop ur fuckin dirty habbit if u can

N i promise in due i will return u the $ u lent

LOVE: ur greatest poet fren

BURN

Ladies tell me do you understand
Now all my fellas do you feel my pain
It's the way I feel, I know I made a mistake
Now it's too late, I know she ain't comin' back

What I gotta do now to get my Shorty back
Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do without my Boo
You've been gone for too long

It's been eleven months, um-teen hours, I'mma be
burnin' till you return

usher

EMO

Another days gone, the dawn's lookin bleak
Been a long time since we had a chance to meet
Cant remember how your voice sounds..is it still meek?
The days we had, werent it what u had seek
Gave u up i did when my life was at its peak


Love
Greatest poet LMY

Sorry guys n girls...no inspirations for hum sup poems. i need medicine..feed me wif ur porn..SHARE

encounter with 2 strange girls

Just now went out to collect my shirt
Walkin behind 2 little girls who saw me like they saw a pervert (they look like primary 3-4)

holding an ice-cream den sprinted off in a line
as if i was going to make them suck mine

tomorrow they're going to tell their teacher
they managed to run away from a leacher

i swear i did nothing but walking
n maybe some eye to eye contact talking *wink* :D
but seriously i did nothing
this fuckin paragaph i was only joking

My maid part 2

Just now i had my maid tidy my room

N i cant believed what she actually did
dat i had to blog about it!

She sprayed my whole room
with my hugo boss perfume

WTF!?

greatest poet

LMY

last in academic, 1st in demerit

i lost my studying momentum
so i decided to write a poem

last week was working at comex
it was not at all relax

but cant wait to get my pay
den can go shoppin whole day

today i felt like i might
go down marina to fly kite

i feel so damn stress
when i see all my notes r still in a mess


LOVE - Greatest poet
LMY