dear frens

dear frens i miss all of u. will catch up with u guys real soon. carpe diem n cheers!

tell me why

so many ppl in my platoon got sore eye
take attend C den say bye bye
while marchin i look up into the sky
fist clenched n ask god why
why i am not the 1 wif the red sore eye?

My day at work

Today at work was really fucked up
The cash register deficit $3.50 i had to top up

But then i tot my luck has changed
when cleaning the chairs i just arranged

saw this ang bao on the floor
tot god of fortune knockin on my door

But inside is actually a voucher
free pie when u buy a BK burger

the taiwan MSG gao gao (thick thick) fried chicken

Today i ate the fried chicken with a lot of MSG

whole chicken covered by it i can see

put so much like its free !

I would have vomitted if not for tea

wonder if the smell will still linger in my pee?

The night at liquid room

Wednesday night at liquid room
whole club going boom boom boom

fren say my eyes nv ending bio
the girl on dance floor who keep yo (shake)

my heart telling me "go n jio!!!!" (pick her up)
here got which other girls body is so sio??? (so hot)

But nah...i beta not
My MSN list still got quite a lot

The Mystery behind the Squeaky Sound

I was watching soccer late last night

when i heard a sound dat gaf me a fright

i went to check out wat made da sound

n guess wat i found!

i saw da male hamster behaving like a hound (means "dog" or "scoundrel"...n in dis case its both)

"SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!" in PAIN the female 1 sounds!!!

REAL HARD on her he pounds

(1:To strike repeatedly and forcefully 2: To beat to a powder or pulp; pulverize or crush 3: To instill by persistent, emphatic repetition 4: To assault with heavy gunfire...in dis case, all definations apply)

Like tomorrow thers no more corns coming around

whispered to my hamster "cool down cool down"

tml u can always haf another round

SIGN: greatest poet LMY

My finger nail bitting dirty fren

last night i went to watch a movie

sitting beside me was a big goofy

throughout the film he had to keep moving

*KIAK KIAK KIAK* dirty nails of his he was biting

damn it was really smelly

made me wobble in disgust like a jelly

so this blog is dedicated to u my fren

pls stop ur fuckin dirty habbit if u can

N i promise in due i will return u the $ u lent

LOVE: ur greatest poet fren

BURN

Ladies tell me do you understand
Now all my fellas do you feel my pain
It's the way I feel, I know I made a mistake
Now it's too late, I know she ain't comin' back

What I gotta do now to get my Shorty back
Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do without my Boo
You've been gone for too long

It's been eleven months, um-teen hours, I'mma be
burnin' till you return

usher

EMO

Another days gone, the dawn's lookin bleak
Been a long time since we had a chance to meet
Cant remember how your voice sounds..is it still meek?
The days we had, werent it what u had seek
Gave u up i did when my life was at its peak


Love
Greatest poet LMY

Sorry guys n girls...no inspirations for hum sup poems. i need medicine..feed me wif ur porn..SHARE

encounter with 2 strange girls

Just now went out to collect my shirt
Walkin behind 2 little girls who saw me like they saw a pervert (they look like primary 3-4)

holding an ice-cream den sprinted off in a line
as if i was going to make them suck mine

tomorrow they're going to tell their teacher
they managed to run away from a leacher

i swear i did nothing but walking
n maybe some eye to eye contact talking *wink* :D
but seriously i did nothing
this fuckin paragaph i was only joking

My maid part 2

Just now i had my maid tidy my room

N i cant believed what she actually did
dat i had to blog about it!

She sprayed my whole room
with my hugo boss perfume

WTF!?

greatest poet

LMY